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June 03 2015

yoursourwolfisshowing:

slowbro-the-kid:

SO I RUN FRANTICALLY INTO KROGER TO GET KETCHUP BEFORE MY MCNUGGETS GET COLD

AND AS I STAND AT THE SELF CHECK OUT WITH ONLY A JUMBO BOTTLE OF HEINZ TOMATO KETCHUP EVERYONE STARTS FUCKING LAUGHING AT ME LIKE WHAT THE HELL

THEN I REMEMBER IM WEARING THIS SHIRT

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I AM SO FUCKING PISSED OFF RIGHT NOW

In heinzsight you should have checked what you were wearing.

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robotindisguise:

Most people at the con didn’t notice him, he just walked around, sweeping things. 

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erini-v:

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

lolfactory:

Kid throws a fit next to Obama

He’s so calm because that’s basically what the Republicans do every day

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chiefsimba:

He dunked it so gentle

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backstageleft:

baratheas:

phoenixflorid:

housetohalf:

did-you-kno:

Ninjas don’t wear black. They used to disguise themselves as civilians. Unlike ninjas in movies, the real guys were smart enough to know that wearing a black outfit with a face mask wasn’t the best strategy for blending in. Source

But this leaves out the really neat part! The reason we equate the above image with a ninja comes from Kabuki theatre. Within Kabuki theatre there’s a convention of having Kuroko (stage hands) dress in all black (with a full face covering) and move around among the costumed actors in full view, moving scenery, props and costumes. In a similar way, Bunraku puppeteers dress in all black, and only the lead puppeteer’s face would be uncovered. The audience knew to ignore these people and focus on the actors, and to only see that the scene was “magically” changing. So when a play called for a ninja assassin to jump out of nowhere and kill someone, the easiest way to create the surprise reveal was to disguise the ninja in the all black garb of the Kuroko and to remove the face covering and start acting at the last second. This would shock the audience, who were conditioned to not focus on them. Pretty cool, yeah?

WHAT THE FUCK I THOUGHT “STAGE NINJA” WAS JUST A CUTE THEATER TERM FOR CREW. THERE WERE LITERALLY GOD DAMN STAGE NINJAS

AS A FORMER STAGE NINJA I CAN CONFIRM THIS IS BOTH A THING AND AWESOME.

This is the best and most delightful piece of information.

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captioned-vines:

basedgodtookmyusername:

Masculinity so fragile these days. #caitlynjenner

Person 1: “ So, what you think of Caitlyn Jenner?”

Person 2: “ Yo, she fine!”

Person 1: “ Yeah, she cute! No homo.”

Person 2: [confused] “No- no ho-” [shouting] “ SHE’S A WOMAN!”

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existe-d:

this child is a genius

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Another Child Sacrificed To The Rainbow Worm 
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